Prince, Assassin and Princess
The next morning, Yoon Hyun's biological clock woke him up early.
Although he was very tired the day before, and sleeping in full dress would make people feel uncomfortable, Yin Xian still got up habitually and went out for a run.
Yin Xian had just come out of the bedroom when he saw that the production team outside had already started to get busy.
"Good morning everyone!" Yoon Hyun greeted the staff with a lot of energy.
But what responded to him was not a greeting from the staff, but...
"Yin Xian, how did you get up so early?" PD looked like he was constipated.
"This... I always get up early in the morning... What's wrong, have I caused you any trouble?" Yoon Hyun also noticed the stiff expressions on the production team's faces, which definitely wasn't due to lack of sleep.
"This, according to habit, should be our production team members waking up Liu Zaishi, and then he will wake up all the other members." PD said with great distress.
"No big deal, just get a photographer to take some shots of me exercising and add some subtitles, that's all." Yin Xian said nonchalantly, then went out for a run around the village on his own.
The production team left with no words of farewell.
Soon, Yin Xian ran back and was doing exercises in the yard.
"What kind of exercise are you doing, Yoon Hyun?" asked a photographer who had already started taking pictures with some curiosity.
"This is something I learned from the internet, a Chinese thing called broadcast gymnastics, which is very effective for exercising. For someone like me who's too lazy to go to the gym, it's enough to just do some running and gymnastics every morning to keep in shape." Yoon Hyun replied while doing his morning exercises.
After a set of exercises, Yin Xian was slightly sweating, so he simply went to the well beside him and fetched a bucket of water, intending to wipe his body.
"Are you sure you want to film me taking a bath?" Yoon Hyun looked at his photographer, who was still following him around, and felt a bit speechless.
"Anyway, you won't get naked, right? It's just a casual shoot." The photographer said with a smile.
Helpless Yoon Hyun had no choice but to pretend that the photographer did not exist and started wiping his body with a towel.
"Yin Xian, your figure is actually so good! I've never seen you show it off before!" The photographer sincerely praised.
"So you mean it's going to be broadcast on the show?" Yoon Hyun, who was washing his body, broke the producer's intention.
"Can't I?"
"It's better not to."
"Then I've taken it for nothing?"
"So I was just wondering why you followed me."
……
Just as Yeon-hyun was joking with the photographer, the production team's PD entered the room and woke up Liu Zai-shi from his sleep.
Liu Zai Shi, who had probably slept for only two hours, walked out of the room in a daze and took over the megaphone from the production team, starting to use loud noises to wake up all the members.
Yin Xian, who was taking a bath in the back of the house, also heard the ear-piercing noise and hastily put on his clothes to join the gathering.
"Ah! Yoon Hyun-ji! Can't you not scare people like that!" Liu Zai Shi, who was originally dazed and confused, suddenly found Yoon Hyun-ji behind him, where there had been no one before. He hadn't realized that Yoon Hyun-ji was no longer in the room and was startled quite badly.
"In Seok-gu, I've been up for a long time." Yun Hyun said with a hint of resentment.
The crowd, awakened by surprise, started a game of getting out of bed to decide who would make breakfast.
Breakfast dodge is dodging in a sit-up position before the pillow falls.
As a result, Kim Tae-yeon, who was in a swollen face state, failed...
Then she had to choose who would help her prepare breakfast.
Although they were still sleepy, the men showed great interest in preparing breakfast with Taeyeon and volunteered to do so.
Then Kim Tae-yeon still chose Yoon Hyun without hesitation. Next, amidst the protests of everyone, she also chose Lee Tae-hee, who was very kind to her yesterday, and Kim Soo-ro, who had already "defected" to become a fan of Lim Yoon-ah.
Excited Kim Soo Ro once again enthusiastically announced that he is forever a fan of Girls' Generation and Kim Tae Yeon.
The others returned to their bedrooms in a daze to catch up on sleep, while the four of them, whether lucky or unlucky, had to start preparing breakfast: going up the mountain to dig bamboo shoots.
"Digging bamboo shoots, do you have a hoe?" Yin Xian looked at the tools that everyone was carrying, iron shovel, and felt a bit depressed.
"Hoe? Isn't an iron shovel more convenient?" Kim Tae-yeon was somewhat perplexed.
Yin Xian smiled and didn't make too many explanations.
Don't joke around, as an otaku, in my previous life's favorite documentary "A Bite of China" it clearly taught how to dig bamboo shoots. Although I haven't practiced it myself, not having eaten pork doesn't mean I've never seen a pig run.
Seeing Yoon Hyun's persistence, the crew had no choice but to go find another hoe.
There is a bamboo forest on the mountain behind the village. When Yun Xian ran around the village in the morning, he wanted to come up and take a look, but was afraid of delaying the shooting progress, so he just took a glance at the foot of the mountain. Unexpectedly, the production team was so considerate, arranging the breakfast task to dig bamboo shoots on the mountain.
After routine praise of the bamboo forest and beautiful scenery, the four people soon found two bamboo shoots.
Li Tianxi, eager to show off, immediately started digging bamboo shoots and dug a hole around the bamboo shoots with an iron shovel. Then he began to try hard to dig up with an iron shovel.
However, after trying for several minutes without success, he was driven away by his stepmother, Kim Soo-roo, who had been watching from the side.
"This thing isn't dug up like that!" Jinshu Road snatched the iron shovel from Li Tianxi's hand and pushed him to one side.
"Be like me!" Kim Soo-ro struck a pose that he thought was cool, gave a sly glance to Kim Tae-hee who was smiling at him from the side, and then swung his arm down with all his might...
The result is still not cut off.
Jin Xiulu felt embarrassed and angrily started competing with Zhu Sun.
After trying every means, with Li Tianxi's help, Jin Xiulu finally managed to pull out the bamboo shoot in two segments.
The two people who were so tired they could hardly stand up still reported their achievements to Kim Tae-yeon.
"Yoon Hyun oppa, why aren't you helping?" Kim Tae-yeon said with a smile to Yoon Hyun who was standing on the side watching the commotion.
"I'd rather not be like these two idiots!" Yoon Hyun looked at them with disdain. Then, he took the hoe that had been hard to find from the program team and put it on his shoulder.
"Yin Xian, you look like a good match for a hoe." Lee Tae-hui, who had just been despised, tried to counterattack: "At first glance, it's a man who has used a hoe for decades!"
"I really think that Yun Hyun doesn't have the demeanor of a scholar at all, he completely gives off the vibe of a young punk who has nothing better to do than hang out by the village supermarket!" Kim Soo-ro also attacked.
Yoon Hyun didn't say anything and walked over to Lee Tae-oh's side, then said: "Come on, camera, take a full-body shot of me and Tae-oh hyung together."
The cameraman didn't understand what Yoon Hyun meant for a moment, but still took a shot.
"Well, I think it's clear now to the audience who the real troublemaker in the village is." Yoon Hyun tossed out a sentence and walked towards the remaining bamboo shoot.
Li Tianxi's mouth opened slightly in a somewhat aggrieved manner, then closed again. Today he was wearing an olive green old-fashioned tracksuit, which, paired with his haggard appearance, made him look even more like Yoon Hyun...
Standing in front of the bamboo shoots. Yin Xian prepared for a moment, holding the hoe and aiming, then with a swift and decisive motion, the hoe rose and fell.
A whole bamboo shoot was dug up.
"Wow! Yun Hyun oppa is so cool!" Kim Tae-yeon cheered.
Kim Soo-ro and Lee Tae-hee, who were initially ready to mock Yoon Hyun, suddenly became speechless.
The camera zooms in on the shocked expressions of both with their mouths agape...
Thanks to Yoon Hyun's excellent performance, the breakfast preparation task was quickly completed. However, PD is worried about the broadcast volume and asks a few people to take some game shots in the bamboo forest...
Then handed over to three men each a bamboo pole of more than one meter...
Very naturally, several men started playing with the golden hoop stick together.
To film "One Branch of Plum Blossom", Yin Xian had specially trained in martial arts before, although he was later replaced in this play, the martial arts foundation he learned did not give up.
After playing for a while, Yoon Hyun thought it was also inappropriate to leave Kim Tae-yeon alone on one side, so he went to pull Kim Tae-yeon over and had her teach the three men how to walk like a girl group.
"It's like this, step out with your legs, then follow up with your hips, and use your hips to propel your body forward." Kim Tae-yeon demonstrated twice, then gave a simple explanation.
Then, the baton was passed into the hands of Game Maou Kinshiro.
"This I can do!" As he spoke, Jinxiu Road began to swing his hips, like a sturdy willow tree battered by a typhoon.
"Hahaha... " Kim Tae-yeon burst out laughing like a big mom without any image.
Then entered convulsions.
Under Kim Tae-yeon's lead, the four of them walked several laps in front of the camera using Kim Soo-ro's "hip-swiveling walking method".
"I know another one that's quite fun..." Kim Tae-yeon said, her words trailing off: "It's like this, your right hand goes around in a circle to the back, then another circle to the front, and you place it on top of your left hand, making a 'please' gesture, and then you both shout: Kill! How's that, doesn't it have a lot of momentum?"
Then the four of them shouted "kill" together again.
"Let's take a melodrama photo!" Jin Xiulu suddenly suggested.
"What's the situation drama?" Kim Tae-yeon showed great interest.
"Melodrama action movie." Kim Soo-ro explained: "Assassins and Princesses."
"Xiu Lu Ge, are you addicted to yelling?" Yoon Hyun had already opened up and didn't care about these messy things anymore.
"Come on, Tae-yeon! You're going to play the princess. Yoon Hyun, you're going to play the assassin and kill the princess." Kim Soo-ro has already started assigning roles.
"Yoon Hyun, how could you bear to stab me?" Kim Tae-yeon made a pitiful expression.
Yin Xian's facial muscles twitched and he turned away.
"What about me?" asked Li Tianxi on the other side, also eager to give it a try.
"Village?" Yin Xian stabbed out with a knife.
"Crush on the princess..." Li Tianxi tried to struggle but after thinking for half a day, he could only squeeze out one sentence: "From the village?"
Kim Tae-yeon smiled and crouched down on the ground.
"You must be a prince! A prince who secretly loves the princess and quietly protects her from behind!" Kim Soo-ro still looks very hurt by Lee Tae-hee.
Li Tianxi was moved to tears.
Then Kim Soo-ro began to design the martial arts moves. The two first tapped the bamboo sticks, pretending to be swords, three times in mid-air, then Yoon Hyun swung his "sword" at Lee Tae-hui's feet, Lee Tae-hui jumped up to avoid it, and then swung down with a slash, Yoon Hyun raised his "sword" to block it, the two engaged in close combat, then simultaneously pushed each other away with force. Then Lee Tae-hui actively swung at Yoon Hyun, who was caught off guard and used his sword to deflect, but his weapon flew out of his hand.
"So is this a story about a prince successfully protecting a princess?" Li Tianxi's eyes sparkled with excitement.
"Next, I'll demonstrate it for you!" Director Kim Soo-ro stepped onto the stage himself and said to Lee Tae-hee, "Come on, stab me."
Then, Jinsul Road dodged it with a quick twist of her waist. This move was none other than the legendary girl group dance step!
Then Li Tianxi stabbed again, and Kim Soo-ro dodged once more.
Lee Tien-hsi strikes again, Kim Soo-ro dodges again.
Three steps of kung fu, Jinxiu Road arrived in front of Li Tianxi, then popped up to Li Tianxi's head and said: "Next, you can fly out."
The story has turned around!
"So this is a story about an assassin who successfully assassinated the princess?" Yoon Hyun asked.
The princess and the assassin lived happily ever after. Kim Soo-ro made his final conclusion.
"So this is a story about a princess who melts the heart of a cold-blooded killer with love?" Kim Tae-yeon asked.
Then the story officially started.
In a bamboo forest, a princess playing freely: "Wow, this view is so beautiful! The air is so fresh!"
Suddenly, a black shadow flashed in the distance.
"Perfect, just what I needed - a woman to cook for me!" The assassin appeared with an evil grin.
The prince, who had been hiding in the bamboo forest like a voyeur, jumped out bravely and stood in front of the princess, striking a cool pose. He coldly asked the assassin, "Who are you?"
The assassin with a sinister smile drew his sword: "I am an assassin!" His hoarse voice sent chills down the spine.
The prince drew his sword with a cold and handsome expression, and the two fought together. The prince used his skilled martial arts to knock the assassin's weapon out of his hand.
"Die!" The prince thrust out a sword representing justice at the assassin!
The assassin took a beautiful step forward, twisted his waist and dodged it.
I'll strike again! I'll dodge again!
I'm going to stab again! I'll hide again!
At last, the assassin arrived at the prince's side and made use of a long-lost, ultimate technique: his right hand rotated in a circle behind him, then swung forward, pointing directly at the prince's face, as he loudly shouted: "Kill!"
The prince was thus heavily repelled by the assassin, fell to the ground and died.
The scene suddenly became quiet.
"Wow! So cool!" The princess was captivated by the assassin's martial arts and cleverness.
"I also need a woman who can cook for me!" The assassin walked up to the princess and gallantly extended his hand.
"Where you go, I'll go." The princess shyly placed her hand on top of the assassin's...
The play is over.

