Cowgirl

  Time and space twisted, in the blink of an eye, I was back in the familiar hotel suite.

  "Ah, so comfortable!!" Zhao Ling'er stretched her arms and jumped onto the bed, "Now that the naughty egg is gone from my tummy, I feel much more at ease!"

  He stood up and turned around, looking at Lin Yue Ru who was in a daze, pointing to the sofa: "Sit down, let's talk slowly."

  Lin Yue looked around in a daze, thinking it was all an illusion: "Are you all monsters?"

  "It's strange, Ling'er accepted this setting so easily at that time." Fang Xian shook his head, helped Lin Yue Ru sit down, and began a long and dry scientific lecture.

  Zhao Ling'er didn't like listening, so she turned on the TV. At 4 pm, a niche time slot, the TV series version of "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" was still being rebroadcast.

  Fang Xian began to explain: "Yue Ru, do you believe in gods?"

  Lin Yue Ru was completely absorbed in the TV program at this time, pointing to "Lin Yue Ru" on the screen and asking: "Is that me?"

  Fang Xian waved his hand: "Let's talk about this later, let's start from the root, do you believe in God?"

  Ling'er rushed towards Lin Yue like a smile and said: "This is you, look, there's me next to you!"

  "Fang Xian: 'Stop messing around and talk seriously.'"

  Lin Yue Ru was completely absorbed in the TV and whipped around, scolding: "Who is this, how dare you impersonate me?!"

  Fang Xian: "..."

  Zhao Ling'er: "Haha! Don't be angry, I was also impersonated! I'm not as good-looking as my sister yet."

  Lin Yue rushed in front of the screen, looking at Zhao Ling'er on TV, and then looked at the silly smiling Zhao Ling'er beside her:

  "How can it be so different?"

  Zhao Ling'er pouted and said: "Isn't that so? His expressions are very rich, this guy acts, except for a zombie face is crying."

  "Stop it, this talk is offending people."

  Yue sat on the bed with Ling'er side by side: "Who is that man beside you?"

  Ling'er smiled and said: "Seems like his name is Li Xun, he flirted with me at the inn before, I blasted him to a crisp with my Thunder Spell."

  "This person's face is quite square."

  “Cough...” Fang Xian cleared his throat, originally prepared to use theology and philosophy to explain the relationship between the two worlds, but it seemed that Yu Ru was completely uninterested. Were these girls all born with a carefree personality? “Forget it... Ling Er, you take some time to explain it to her, I'll go out for a bit, you two just stay here honestly.”

  "What's up?" asked Yu Ruo.

  "Buy clothes for you." Fang Xian pointed at Lin Yue Ru.

  Lin Yue Ru turned her head, only to notice that Zhao Ling Er's clothes were quite strange, with long socks and a short skirt, giving off a weird feeling. Modern clothes obviously evoke some kind of impulse in humans, regardless of gender.

  Lin Yue's face turned red and she pretended to be strong, saying: "The clothes I'm going to wear for my wedding have already been chosen, you're just jealous."

  Fang Xian nodded silently and gave Ling'er a sympathetic glance before hurrying out.

  The moon was like a square, and he walked leisurely, only taking off his shoes and jumping onto the bed.

  "This bed is much more comfortable than the one in my Lin's house."

  Ling'er smiled slyly: "That's not it, especially at that time...it was quite exciting."

  The moon was stunned for a moment, and it took two seconds to react: "You said... when?"

  Ling'er chuckled and patted Yue Ru's butt: "What other time could it be?"

  "You're such a disgusting slut..." Lin Yue's mouth cursed, but her heart was actually filled with longing.

  At 4:14 pm, Fang Xian came to the styling center again, and he was bored with himself.

  The girl saw this and listlessly asked: "Still looking for Teacher Shao?"

  "Good job."

  This time, Teacher Shao was in high spirits as he looked at the newspaper that had just been delivered.

  "Hey." Fang Xian patted the middle-aged man's shoulder.

  Mr. Shao turned his head, thinking that business had arrived, but seeing that the visitor was still Fang Xian, he couldn't help but show a hint of frustration: "Not again? You're here again?"

  "Two packs of Marlboro."

  "Shall we go to Red Tower Mountain?"

  "It's ten yuan."

  "Xiao Hong, I'm going out for dinner and will be back soon."

  “……”

  At the entrance of the styling center, Teacher Shao asked as usual: "Who is this for? Is there a photo?"

  "Sorry, I need to borrow your phone for a moment."

  "Doesn't this guy have a cell phone?" Mr. Shao impatiently pulled out his mobile phone, lit a Marlboro he had just bought that morning, took a deep drag, and then coughed uncontrollably, "Cough... American cigarettes are so smelly and choking."

  "I don't want to use my phone, I just want to have a relaxing holiday." Fang Xian quickly searched for Lin Yue Ru's photo and returned the phone to Teacher Shao.

  After what happened in the morning, Teacher Shao's mental endurance had made a qualitative leap. Seeing Lin Yue's picture didn't surprise him much, he just puffed out smoke rings and asked: "Is this also your girlfriend?"

  "No, it's my girlfriend's cousin."

  "Whose family are they from? Even Old Man Qiao's genes aren't as strong as their old man's?"

  "Hurry up, do you still want two packs of Hongtashan or not?"

  After that, the two men went to the shopping mall again. Teacher Shao designed another style for Lin Yue Ru, fortunately this time without choosing long socks, and no overly perverted scenes appeared.

  This purchase exceeded the budget, spending 4,200 yuan. Fang Xian wanted to cry but had no tears. Within a day, he was promoted to a silver card VIP at the shopping center and would soon have to rely on credit cards to get by.

  Teacher Shao asked to see Lin Yue Ru as usual, and had no choice but to have Fang Xian bring her back to the hotel.

  Fang Xian walked in, Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yue Ru were chatting in a low voice, seeing Fang Xian return they giggled simultaneously and stopped talking.

  Fang Xian is quite pleased to see this scene, these two girls getting along is the best news in the world, and there won't be so much trouble in the future. Except for household registration and marriage certificates, their family life has basically become a joyful one.

  Fang Xian threw a few bags of clothes onto the bed: "Change into these, let's go out for dinner."

  Women are all the same, they have a kind of abnormal love for brand new and well-packaged goods.

  Lin Yue Ru and Zhao Ling Er tore open the packaging together, with all sorts of shrieks.

  Ling'er held up her black jeans and said discontentedly, "Why is Yue Ru sister's pants better than mine!! Why is my skirt so short!!"

  "Cut!" Lin Yue tried on a female denim jacket with relish, "This outfit suits me, the one on TV was too girly."

  "I also want! I also want! I also want!!!" Ling'er squeezed her eyes shut and shook her head.

  "Style issue, let's not talk about it anymore, Teacher Shao is waiting outside for us to pay respects."

  Ling'er picked up her long boots and asked: "Why are sister's shoes made of leather, but mine are made of cloth?"

  "Alright, alright... I'll buy you leather goods later, just spare me for now." Fang Xian wiped his sweat, and was delighted that everything was just a fantasy. It had only been two days, but the savings of two years had already gone down the drain. Women were too scary, especially when shopping for clothes. From now on, he must never let them come into contact with this monster called Taobao again.

  Lin Yue happily picked up her jeans and tried to put them on her legs, but her face was twisted in a scowl as she couldn't get them on.

  "Xian Ge, your pants are too small."

  "It's not small, not even a little bit." Fang Xian's evil heart rose again, "These are outer pants, you have to take off the ones on your legs and then wear them, Ling'er, quickly help sister take them off."

  "Oh." Ling'er was indeed obedient, and directly pounced on Lin Yue Ru's body, grabbing onto her pant leg and trying to pull it down.

  "Scoundrel!" Moon angrily shouted, "We're not even married yet! Don't be like this!"

  "No harm, just get used to it." A carefree and contented expression.

  It is often proved that when a person becomes arrogant and proud, he is not far from being unlucky.

  Lin Yueru casually grabbed the long whip beside her, swung it with all her might, and made a dull "PIA" sound. The whip wrapped around Fang Xian's face, hitting him right on his buttocks.

  What comes out will eventually return.

  Fang Xian let out a miserable cry and covered his buttocks as he fled into the bathroom.

  "You're so fierce even when you come out!"

  "Hmph, you're being unreasonable again!"

  Ling'er giggled: "Sister, you hit it well!"

  Fang Xian was rubbing his buttocks in the toilet, and Yue Ru's whip didn't hurt that much, it stopped hurting soon.

  "You wait... You wait..."

  Outside, Teacher Shao had his ear stuck to the door, and all sorts of associations were triggered by this conversation and the sound of the whip being wielded.

  A few minutes later, Ling'er shouted and Fang Xian dared to come out.

  If Zhao Ling'er's clothes are cute and Lolita-like, then Lin Yue Ru's outfit is a bold and cool street-style that highlights her personality.

  Cowboy paired with long boots, the upper body is a short version of the slim-fit casual cowboy, inside which is a black sports shirt, Nike's kind, right in the middle is a big James buckle.

  Some people believe she is Hong Xing's thirteenth sister, some people believe she is a street basketball player, some people believe she is Akiyama Sanka's car rear, and some people believe she is an old-age killer Mart - forget it, this one really doesn't exist.

  To sum up, Zhao Ling'er's cuteness and Lin Yue Ru's coolness present a stark contrast.

  Lin Yueru coolly shook her collar and smiled foolishly with a suppressed voice: "Ling'er, don't you think I'm still cool?"

  Ling'er pouted and said: "Hmph, you wait, I'll also get Lian Gege to get me a set!"

  The teacher Shao who had been waiting outside for a long time finally couldn't help but knock on the door.

  "Friend? Is it over?"

  Fang Xianzhao opened the door as usual, and Teacher Shao walked in rubbing his hands. Seeing Lin Yue's appearance, he jumped again. If he had a few hairs on his head, they would have stood up by now. Hearing about someone is not the same as meeting them in person. Meeting Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yue within one day was enough to make anyone collapse.

  "Ghost hit!" Mr. Shao couldn't accept such an experience for a while, and the modeling that matched the game so perfectly, covering his head in shock.

  “PIA……”

  Lin Yue's whip had already struck, but it wasn't too severe, only leaving a red mark on Teacher Shao's neck: "Where did this lecher come from, daring to insult the young lady, asking for a beating!"

  She still wants to take another drag.

  "Ah!!!!!" Teacher Shao let out a woman-like shriek and hid behind Fang Xian's body.

  "Big auntie, calm down. This uncle was just taken aback by how good-looking you are."

  Mr. Shao hastily covered his neck and nodded, not even daring to fart.

  "Big aunt?" Lin Yue Ru asked bewilderedly, "When did I become your big aunt?"

  "Aren't you Ling'er's sister?"

  If she were to marry Fang Xian, then she would indeed be called sisters with Ling'er. But that's unnecessary now, as she is already considered sisters with Ling'er.

  "So, Ling'er's sister is my aunt, right?"

  Ling'er had been here for two days and had a slightly better understanding of things, so she pulled Yue Ru aside and said, "Sister, this is Teacher Shao, equivalent to the eunuch in charge of dressing and grooming in the palace, who helps us choose clothes and do our hair. Although he looks disgusting and has a bad character, he's not a bad person."

  Teacher Shao is so unhappy in his heart. Uncle, I worked hard to buy clothes for you, but in the end, I got a "palace maid and eunuch", "not a bad person"?

  Fang Xian turned back and smiled apologetically, "Teacher Shao, please don't mind them, they're from the village and don't know any better. Tomorrow afternoon at the usual time, I'll bring them along to get their hair done and give you a show."

  Mr. Shao's face twitched slightly.

  "Alright then, no bringing whips."