Added a mushroom for you. Works of "The Leisurely City of the Solo Traveler" The Leisurely City of the Solo Traveler Volume 1 The Darkened Zhang Si in the Xian Jian World April Fool's Day, you're being arrogant again

  Some things, the more you don't want them to happen, the more they will happen, and still in an unexpected way. Anyway, this time it came with a bang, Fang Xian, Fang Fang, Zhao Ling'er, and Lin Yue were all taken to the police station together...

  It can be seen that mobile phones and telephones are not good things, all misfortunes originate from this.

  It wasn't a big deal, and it was already past 5 o'clock, which is around dinner time. The police officers weren't Conan or CSI, so there was no need to interrogate them separately in small rooms. They simply gathered the four people into one room for a chat.

  At this time, there were two police officers on duty, one fat and one thin. When they arrived at the savings office, the incident had already entered the final stage. The emergency center staff were carrying the scolding man to the car in a hurry. The surrounding crowd began to disperse. Fang Xian and his group waited honestly for the police, with a fairly sincere attitude of surrender.

  Street fights happen every day, and there's more than one case. Generally, it's not a big deal, but occasionally to save face, the side that feels they can't win will call the police. Then the police come over, take a look around, try to mediate, and at the right moment ask: "Do you want to go back with me to make a record or settle it privately?"

  At this time, both parties will usually make peace and scratch their heads with a smile: "Comrade police officer, neither of us wants to fight."

  It's a sad thing that our police are often entangled in such trivial matters. Taxes are collected from the people and used for the people, but most of them are used like this.

  But today's situation seems to be a bit more serious, within two months, a real violent incident finally occurred, and it seems that there was bloodshed. For the police station, it is still very disgusting to have such a thing happen in its jurisdiction.

  The most annoying thing is that the person who was beaten fainted, otherwise the police officer can still ask whether it's a public or private matter. If it's a private matter, both parties agree on an amount of compensation and the police officer can go back to the cafeteria for lunch.

  The nature of the incident is often on a thin line, taking a step back is just a neighborhood fight, and making up after it's over; taking a step further is malicious injury, disrupting public order. If the man who cursed had any previous convictions or records, this matter might even be converted from a civil case to a criminal one.

  Two police officers were also frustrated with this matter, knowing that they would be delayed for a while tonight. The fatter policeman was in charge of cooking dinner, and the thinner one was responsible for interrogation.

  When it comes to interrogation, there are many methods, and the approach is completely different when facing different people.

  If the person caught is obviously not pleasing to the eye, a hoodlum who would sell out for half a bowl of rice, a small swindler and so on, then intimidation + bellowing should be used. This kind of person has a despicable streak in their bones, the more ruthless you are, the more afraid they will be.

  Take a look at Fang Xian's outfit, that was just bought with a lot of money, and Fang Xian is indeed cool and elegant. The two girls are also very surprised, and they must have some culture, intimidation won't work.

  By the way, the police officer's gaze basically ignored Fang Fang. Firstly, she cried for half a day and her makeup was all smudged, making it hard to see if she was human or ghost. Secondly, Fang Fang herself wasn't particularly good-looking, with acne scars on her face that severely deducted points from her appearance. So when Ling Er and Yue Ru were present, Fang Fang's role seemed more like a maid.

  Then let's continue with the interrogation.

  When the person brought in has a detestable appearance and looks like a tough guy, the police will take him to the interrogation room. This kind of big-hearted and ruthless person is not afraid of ordinary intimidation, and only the majesty of our country's law can shock them. When the tough guy sees the eight blood-red characters on the wall of the interrogation room - "Leniency for those who confess, severity for those who resist" - in the face of the law's majesty, they will generally start to soften up.

  Looking at Fang Xian again, he still can't reach that level, and looks like a cultured and dignified person.

  So the civil police can only treat the symptoms, and use gentle methods to ask questions. After all, a decent person is the most unpredictable, who his father is, who his mother is, whether he has an official uncle or not, these are not things that can be seen at a glance. Therefore, when facing a decent person, in cases like this small one, it's better to say that they are chatting rather than being interrogated, because everyone is a decent person, right?

  In the office, Fang Xian led four girls standing on one side, while the thin police officer sat alone on the other side.

  The thin policeman held Lin Yue's murder weapon in his hand, rubbed it twice, and swung it again, but he couldn't grasp the trick, swinging awkwardly, almost hitting himself.

  "Where did you buy this thing?" The thin policeman thought the whip's material was good, and used this question as a starting point.

  Lin Yue's chest was puffed out, and she looked proud: "This whip is something my father found when he was traveling outside the pass. It's completely black like ink, and although it's a soft whip, it's extremely tough. Legend has it that it's from the ten-thousand-year-old cow demon..."

  "Stop!" Fang Xian pressed Lin Yue Ru onto the chair, if she continued talking like this, there would be no need to receive questioning here, they could just leave and head straight to the hospital.

  The police officer found this girl to be like a storyteller, very interesting: "Let the girl speak, you're too useless."

  Fang Xian thought to himself, "You're working the night shift and have nothing better to do, want to hear a story?" Fang Xian didn't have time to tell stories here, the best solution now was to downplay major issues and gloss over minor ones.

  "Officer, you basically understand what's going on now, right?"

  "Ah, through surveillance and the bank staff's description, we've basically understood the situation." The police officer picked up his tea cup and took a sip, pointing at Fang Fang, "She's your sister, was bullied by someone. You tell this girl in jeans and that girl in a short skirt to go help her out, give that person a good beating."

  Those colleagues of Fang Fang who secretly scolded her are shameless, they all surrendered without any evidence, but even if they didn't surrender, it wouldn't matter, the civil police just need to investigate a little and they can figure out their relationship.

  Having no choice, Fang Xian could only force a smile: "It can't be said that way. You've also seen the surveillance footage, that man was disturbing public order and slandering others. To a certain extent, we were just defending our own rights and happened to be heroic."

  The thin policeman smiled and said, "You can sit down, pull over a chair for yourselves."

  Fang Xian saw this attitude, and his heart suddenly became more than half certain - this people's policeman was a good comrade, having handled many cases, he must have already developed the ability to discern loyalty and treachery.

  After waiting for a while, a thin policeman finally began to speak.

  "Don't think that just because you've watched 'The Crime Unit' and 'Young Justice', you already understand the law. Let me tell you, I also can't recite real legal texts from memory. Before going to court, spouting these things is useless."

  It's also true that I've been thinking about it, and I just made up some terms to get away with it. In fact, I don't even understand the concept of the terms myself.

  "I also hope for your guidance, big brother."

  The thin policeman took another sip of tea: "Big things go to court, small things don't have that much reason to talk about. Today's matter, I ask you, was the man injured?"

  Fang Xian nodded slightly.

  "Are you guys hurt?"

  Fang Xian shook his head.

  "So it's your fault."

  “……”

  "I have no choice. I also know that man was looking for trouble, and I also know you are defending your own interests, but it's useless. In the end, it's still you who hurt him."

  Fang Xian deeply agrees with this...

  Major events have their own way of speaking, minor events have their own way of speaking. When it comes to minor matters, it's not about analyzing the reasoning, but rather looking at the outcome to make a judgment. Regardless of whether they were heroic or chivalrous today, the result is that they beat up that guy, and he didn't fight back. Forget about who was right or wrong, one can only accept this outcome. No choice, after all, you're just a small fry, not yet at the level where you can use grand reasoning to intimidate others.

  "The police officer said so." Fang Xian nodded, "Then how can we handle it more conveniently? We don't want to trouble you either."

  The police officer smiled slightly. This kid is still quite sensible and can discuss issues from the other person's perspective, but afterwards he shook his head and sighed that this kid was too unlucky.

  "Ah... this is a tough one, listen to me, so many people saw what happened today, right?"

  Fang Xian nodded slightly.

  "Your every move is being monitored and recorded, isn't it."

  Fang Xian nodded again.

  "That man was taken away by 120, right?"

  Fang Xian nodded for the third time.

  "So, even if I want this matter to be simple, it can't be simplified. If a case needs to be filed, it will be filed; if someone needs to be detained, they will be detained; and if the unit needs to be notified, it will be notified. Sorry about that."

  Fang Xian shook his head.

  "Don't cry, it's really not possible, this is a big deal in our jurisdiction. However, don't lose hope either, when the man wakes up you can negotiate with him, if he agrees to settle privately we can close the case, and if your compensation cannot be agreed upon, he can file a civil lawsuit. Don't worry, the probability of filing a criminal lawsuit is not high, unless you disabled him."

  What's going on here? This is all so unlucky.

  Fang Fang then started crying again: "Brother, I'm sorry... it's all my fault, it's all my fault... I shouldn't have called you and let others scold me."

  Before Fang Xian could speak, Lin Yue Ru couldn't help but interrupt.

  "What's there to cry about? As a member of the Lin family, how can you let others bully you? You're too weak, sister. This won't do. I'll teach you some whip techniques later, and next time you encounter that scum, just lash out."

  "Right, right, Yue Ru Jie said it's right, can't let people bully us." Ling Er still clapped and cheered mindlessly, not fully separating from her mascot identity.

  The police officers saw this and just thought it was funny, laughing loudly: "You two are like ancient heroic women, what's with the emotions? This is Jianghu, no one cares?"

  Lin Yue Ru replied very seriously: "Brother Catcher, your government has its own rules and regulations, our martial arts world has its own code of conduct. As the saying goes, 'well water does not offend river water'. The Suzhou Magistrate is a friend of my father's, just let me go and pass on a message."

  "Wow......" The police officer spat out a mouthful of tea all over the floor, "Hahaha! You're so funny, girl!!!"

  Lin Yue was quite annoyed: "Don't you know Lin Zhennan? You're just a small..."

  Fang Xian rushed up and covered her mouth with a fierce expression: "Will you die if you don't say another word?"

  At the same time, he turned his head to look at Ling'er: "Didn't you tell her that this is Yanjing?"

  Ling'er waved her hand, still without a hint of urgency: "Not yet."

  The thin policeman asked thoughtfully: "You said your dad is who? Lin Zhen what? Why does it sound so familiar?"

  It's all in your mind! Just for the sake of the last line! This time I'll say it backwards, everyone go ahead and guess, no pressure at all!!