The Tragedy of Self-Service Meals

  The zombies on the road had been cleared, and the death of the Red Ghost King also brought a clear sky to Heihe Town, restoring the sunshine. The three people returned to Bairen Town with laughter and conversation along the way.

  In theory, they could have directly gone to the next map, but first Fang Xian had to confirm one thing: whether Shi Changlao had been there before.

  He ran all the way to Han Yixian's residence, and this time Mr. Lao was still muttering in front of the Buddha statue in the main hall.

  "Bodhisattva... we clearly agreed, didn't we? To send her to the beauty's doorstep... " Mr. Han's nose and tears mixed together, "This beauty did come, but she hasn't even spent a night here yet, how could she be snatched away by an old man even older than me?! Bodhisattva, you'd better say something, this is not how people play..."

  Fang Xian was overjoyed in his heart, this trick had actually succeeded, and it could be said that a major worry had been eliminated. A character like Shi Changlao was not someone he could deal with at present, so by fooling him into returning to Miaojiang first, Zhao Ling'er would be spared the suffering of being kidnapped.

  But facing Old Han, he indeed found it hard to explain himself.

  Can't cheat honest people, this is what Idle Dad taught him since he was a child.

  "Old Han..." Fang Xian coughed once.

  The immortal doctor turned his head and saw that it was this little guy, with a nose full of snot and tears streaming down his face, rushing over: "Young master! Young master must do justice for me, the old thief who took away my wife is even older than me, this is unfair!"

  "What? Eldest Sister Yun has been kidnapped?! " Fang Xian's face was filled with shock and doubt, "Who is so bold?!"

  "After you left, a white-bearded one-eyed dragon came soon after, bringing with him a group of middle-aged black Miao people wearing top hats or sports suits. As soon as they saw my wife, they took her away directly, and I didn't even have time to say a word."

  "Did they only take Qian's sister?" Fang Xian asked again.

  "Hmm, I don't understand, so many old men fighting over one wife, how can they be divided?"

  They kidnapped Cui's sister as soon as they heard Fang Xian was listening, and now they can finally rest assured.

  In the original story, Shi Changlao had actually kidnapped Han Yuxian's daughter, Han Mengci, and spread the word that they were hiding in Guiyin Mountain north of Bairen Town, deceiving Xiangliang to go rescue her, then seize the opportunity to kidnap Xiangliang.

  Since they didn't snatch away Han Mengci this time, it proves that Yu Chen's disguise is quite good. A group of middle-aged people should have already happily surrounded their young lady and returned to Miaojiang.

  "Lao Han, I think you shouldn't wait any longer." Fang Xian sighed, "Think about it, so many middle-aged men have taken away Cui Jie... even if Cui Jie can come back, would this man still want her?"

  Han Yu Xian cried even harder.

  Fang Xian continued to persuade: "I think there are still some girls in this town, Medical Immortal, your reputation is well-known far and near, why not try finding a matchmaker?"

  The doctor shook his head and sighed: "Bodhisattva told me to wait for the beautiful snake woman... I dare not disobey."

  I thought about it for a bit, probably 80%... that's just how it is.

  "Lao Han, Bodhisattva has let you wait, but didn't say you can't marry a wife."

  Han Yu Xian still refused to listen: "Everyone says wait for the snake, what am I waiting for? This old man yearns for such a pure love affair."

  "Alright." Fang Xian reluctantly grabbed the jade Buddha beads from Zhao Ling'er's hand, "Bodhisattva, please enlighten Old Han once more."

  "Cough..." A small stone's voice came, "Little Han, your mission is already complete, you can marry and have concubines now. This god will secretly help you to marry a beauty."

  Lao Han had never seen a god or a demon before, but when he heard this sudden and majestic voice, he really thought it was the wrath of the gods, so he directly knelt on the ground: "Immortal! Give me a big-breasted and big-butted one!!!"

  “……”

  "It seems like you two have been eliminated."

  pia。

  Boom.

  This time Fang Xian was well-prepared and dodged nimbly.

  "Let's go, continue, it's time to head to Guiyin Mountain." Fang Xian yawned, "Sometimes, having seen the strategy isn't a good thing. This game doesn't have much freedom, it's step by step, leaving little room for personal play."

  Ling'er rubbed her eyes: "I'm sleepy, fighting zombies all morning is so annoying."

  Little girl wants to sleep, this is something she must do.

  So, save and retreat for now, although the plot hasn't progressed much in this episode, the results are quite fruitful, still very effective.

  Back in the hotel room, it's almost 10 o'clock, looks like playing Plants vs. Zombies is indeed time-consuming.

  Fang Xian reacted quickly and pounced onto the bed with Ling'er in his arms: "Wife, go to sleep!"

  At the same time, he deliberately left some space for Yu Ruo, smiling and raising an eyebrow: "The bed is big enough, come on up and squeeze in."

  Lin Yue Ru didn't say a word, she just stared at Fang Xian, her hand slowly reaching for the thing on her waist that was itching to be used.

  "Hey......" Fang got up by himself, took a blanket and spread it on the ground, "Don't bully people like this."

  The next morning, Fang Xian was woken up by shaking.

  Ling'er rubbed her sleepy eyes, her face still unwashed, and coquettishly shook Fang Xian while saying: "I'm hungry, I'm hungry......"

  Fang Xian narrowed his eyes, turned his head to look at the clock, it was just 7 o'clock in the morning. This girl obviously had a habit of sleeping in late, it seemed that she didn't eat enough McDonald's last night.

  Fang Xian slowly got up, looked around and found the scene beyond his imagination.

  The quilt had been folded for a long time, and the water cup that seemed to have been used yesterday was also cleaned up. Everything was put in its place. It's strange, if the hotel cleaner had come, Fang Xian would have definitely found out.

  Fang Xian suddenly asked Ling'er: "What did you pick up?"

  At this time, Lin Yue Ru wiped her hair and walked out of the bathroom: "Is it just her? She only knows how to cause trouble, of course I'll take care of it."

  Ling'er giggled and scratched her messy hair: "I haven't even tidied myself up yet."

  Fang Xian stretched and said, "Ling'er, go wash up, then let's go to the dining hall for breakfast. We haven't had a chance to try the hotel's complimentary breakfast yet."

  Ling'er was suddenly invigorated and rushed into the bathroom to start washing frantically.

  Yuè Rú asked while combing her hair in front of the mirror: "Isn't there a maid here? How many years has it been since I've done my own hair?"

  Fang Xian walked up behind her, rubbing Mo Ruo's fragrant shoulders and smiling: "Or I'll do it?"

  "I quit smoking again."

  “……”

  At 7:30 in the morning, there were still not many people in the restaurant. This is the hotel's main buffet dining hall with a Western flavor, and it has everything you need.

  Three people sat at the table, and the waiter came over with a smile to set their utensils.

  "How many, coffee, tea, or orange juice?"

  Ling'er raised her hands high, with a silly and naive look on her face: "I want them all!"

  Lin Yue Ru waved her arm: "Xiao Er, bring up all the signature dishes at once."

  The waiter was taken aback and looked at Fang Xian, who was covering his head in pain.

  "Sir...... this......"

  "Two cups will be the same, you've worked hard..."

  Then Fang Xian took two girls around the dining area for a big circle.

  "There are plates here, take whatever you want to eat, take as much as you can eat, got it?"

  Ling'er stared at various foods with a look of wanting to try them out, while Yu Ru held the plate with a fierce gaze.

  "No one is competing with you... take it yourself." Fang Xian casually took a plate and started serving himself.

  He wasn't very hungry, so he casually picked up a few pieces of bread and some bacon, grabbed some fruit, and then returned to the table to eat on his own.

  There's not much food, and Fang Xian eats quickly. It only takes a few minutes to finish. He starts to wonder why those two haven't come back for such a long time.

  Slowly turning around... I saw those two frightening women having a meal directly in the dining area, taking food with their bare hands, grabbing bread and biting into it, picking up a large carton of juice and drinking from it.

  The waiter stared at this scene with a stunned expression, also unsure whether he should intervene or not.

  Fang Xian's face turned slightly red, he stood up and walked to the back of the two women: "Remember the room number, you eat slowly, I have something to do and will go back."

  Ling'er chewed on three big sausages and murmured in agreement.

  Students who produce evil screen feelings should face the wall voluntarily.

  The waiter, who had been watching the scene with a mixture of embarrassment and amusement, finally spoke up: "Sorry about this, they're a bit...special. Would you mind dropping them off at room 8011 after you're done?"

  Before the waiter could nod, he fled the scene at the speed of a sprinter.

  Buffet, some people always want to get their money's worth.