Chapter 37
The vast sky above the capital city of Muntinlupa transitioned slowly from a bruised, heavy purple to a brilliant, bleeding gold.
?Following Commander Elara's strict, whispered instructions from the ballroom, Homer stood entirely alone in the central cobblestone courtyard of the grand inn. He had already packed his meager belongings into his void storage, letting the Spacewarp pocket dimension swallow his items with a soft, completely silent ripple of spatial magic.
?The courtyard was entirely empty. The sprawling, multi-tiered wooden structure of the commercial inn remained quiet, its ornate stained-glass windows dark and uninviting in the early morning chill. Homer shifted his weight, pulling his simple linen tunic tighter against the coastal breeze, wondering if he had arrived far too early for the stealth extraction.
?He closed his eyes, seamlessly accessing his neural link. He commanded both of his internal artificial intelligences to thoroughly scan the surrounding perimeter, executing the exact same security protocols they had utilized to sweep his luxury suite after the Imperial Banquet the previous night.
?“Scanning ambient frequencies,” Castor reported, his golden voice echoing with dry, clinical precision. “I detect absolutely no magical surveillance bugs. The Elven audio-visual detection grid is entirely absent from this courtyard. We are completely clear of localized spying spells.”
?Pollux, however, was fundamentally designed by ancient military parameters to be infinitely more thorough. The dark AI did not simply rely on passive ambient telemetry.
?“Deploying physical countermeasures,” Pollux stated, its cold, synthetic voice slicing through the mental void alongside Castor. “I am releasing a stealth swarm of silver nanites to sweep a massive, sprawling peripheral radius outward from your current location. Actively searching for concealed biological threats.”
?Homer waited, feeling the invisible, microscopic machines flooding out from his pores into the morning air.
?“The entire peripheral zone is absolutely clear of Imperial operatives or Inquisition ambushes,” Pollux confirmed moments later. “However, I am currently tracking a solitary biological entity approaching your exact coordinates. The biometric signature perfectly matches High Councillor Nero.”
?Homer frowned, his brow furrowing in genuine confusion. Only Nero? Where was Commander Elara? Where were the rest of the Titanium adventurers?
?A tall figure emerged from the thick morning mist clinging to the cobblestone archway. It was Nero. The High Councillor had completely discarded his pristine, crackling mythril armor. Instead, he wore an impeccably tailored, dark traveling cloak that perfectly absorbed the ambient light, rendering him nearly invisible in the early shadows.
?Nero stopped at the absolute edge of the courtyard. He did not speak a solitary syllable. He simply stood in the mist, looking at his ancient friend. Then, the immortal Sovereign raised both of his hands and executed a frantic, highly sweeping waving motion.
?Homer froze, his breath catching painfully in his throat.
?The gesture was incredibly specific. It was a completely ridiculous, highly exaggerated movement from an entirely different era. It was the exact same silent signal Nero used to ask "Is the coast clear?" back when they were exhausted college students, sneaking out of their dormitories in the dead of night to attend a deafening rock concert.
?A slow, highly genuine smile broke across Homer’s face. Despite the eons of horrific mutations, the apocalyptic AI wars, and the tyrannical Elven Empire they currently navigated, his best friend was still standing right there beneath the Sovereign facade.
?Homer raised his hand to his own throat. He repeatedly dragged his thumb across his neck in a sharp, slashing motion—the exact, highly dramatic signal they had utilized hundreds of millennia ago to visually confirm "The area is completely secure."
?Nero’s broad shoulders dropped in profound, visible relief. The High Councillor walked forward, closing the distance, and sat heavily upon a cold stone bench directly beside the Architect.
?"They personally inspected the counterfeit artifact deep within the subterranean containment vaults last night," Nero whispered, staring straight ahead at the empty, dry courtyard fountain.
?"Oh, I know," Homer replied softly.
?Nero turned his head, looking at Homer with a perfectly flat, utterly unsurprised expression. "Of course you do. I should have assumed you were actively spying."
?"So," Homer continued, eager to shift the subject. "Are we going now?"
?Nero shook his head slowly, leaning back against the cold stone of the bench. "No. Only the Titanium squad and you will. Do you remember the mandate we discussed the day prior to the demonic siege?"
?Homer’s mind raced frantically, sifting through the chaotic blur of the recent past. "Yes. The holy escort thing, right?"
?Homer was entirely surprised he had completely forgotten the escort mission amidst the chaos of the stolen apocalyptic weapon.
?Nero smirked, a highly mocking expression touching the corners of his mouth. "You cannot leave. Especially today, given that you promised the Highest Priestess a highly public date."
?Nero's smile faded, replaced by calculating Sovereign logic. "Tomorrow, the Priestess will officially resume her visit to the free settlement of Poblacion. As active Titanium ranks, your squad is legally bound to act as her official escort. I think that is a perfectly opportunistic time to escape."
?Homer swallowed hard. "You are not coming?"
?"I cannot," Nero replied, his golden eyes growing heavy. "They already look deeply suspicious at me regarding my absence during the siege. If I flee, it shatters the entire deception. I will make a new extraction plan for myself soon, but tomorrow, be entirely prepared to leave."
?They sat together in the mist, talking for several moments about the basic, highly stressful etiquette of dating a high-ranking political official, the conversation mirroring the exact advice they used to share during their college days.
?"I still cannot believe you are alive," Nero murmured softly, looking at his friend.
?"And I cannot believe eons have passed," Homer replied, shaking his head. "I had better get going. I have a date. It is truly a very unusual morning date."
?Homer stepped back into the privacy of a secluded alcove near the main lobby. He looked down at his attire with profound awkwardness.
?Following Nero's highly specific cultural descriptions regarding Elven casual wear, Pollux had been disgustingly forced to fabricate a matching outfit using the microscopic silver swarm. The result was a surprisingly elegant, perfectly fitted tunic and trousers crafted from a breathable, lightweight fabric mimicking spun spider-silk, featuring subtle earth tones to blend into the marketplace.
?“This structural configuration is a catastrophic tactical vulnerability,” Pollux’s cold, synthetic voice echoed aggressively within the digital void. “The tensile strength of this fabricated textile is virtually non-existent. Furthermore, while your mythril broadsword is securely anchored within your spatial pocket dimension, you are functionally unarmed. Actively ripping a tear in reality to retrieve a weapon during a public lunch will instantly expose your illegal spatial magic to the Inquisition. You are walking into a hostile urban environment completely exposed.”
?“We are engaging in a highly visible social excursion, you overly aggressive calculator,” Castor chimed in, his golden voice dripping with dry sarcasm. “I am actively synchronizing with the orbital micro-satellite to map our precise walking route. Based on the sprawling size of the market and the garden districts, we will arrive at the rustic tavern exactly at solar zenith for lunch.”
?The glowing blue wireframe expanded, scanning the distant, lush green zones.
?“I am concurrently deploying a localized, microscopic atmospheric swarm to analyze the manicured gardens,” Castor added diligently. “I am actively screening the ambient flora for any airborne toxins, simply to ensure the environment is completely safe for your biological intake.”
?“We literally cannot be poisoned,” Pollux interrupted mercilessly. “Our internal network will instantly eradicate any organic toxin. Your scanning protocol is a colossal waste of energy.”
?“I know that, you idiot,” Castor retorted indignantly. “But we need to pretend we are fragile! If the Administrator casually ingests a highly toxic flower and completely fails to die in agony, the Imperial Inquisition will execute him! We must maintain the baseline human disguise! Remember?”
?“Stop,” Homer commanded sharply within the neural link, feeling a severe headache forming. “They are here.”
?Homer stepped out into the sprawling, bustling main lobby of the grand inn. Instantly, every solitary eye in the room locked onto the entrance, conversations dying completely.
?Highest Priestess Erida Silvercross stepped into the lobby. She was wearing a breathtakingly elegant casual dress spun from pale gold and soft ivory silk. Without her towering corporate medical staff, she looked incredibly radiant.
?However, Homer’s blood ran entirely cold. Walking slightly behind her left shoulder was the stern Bishop. But walking directly behind her right shoulder was a towering, heavily muscled, unnamed Holy Knight from the banquet.
?The ancient assassin’s casual formal tunic stretched painfully tight across his massive chest. He radiated pure violence, and his dead executioner eyes were glaring directly at Homer.
?“Executing biometric scan,” Pollux stated instantly. “Cross-referencing available Elven genetic markers. The biological entity currently projecting lethal intent toward you is her father.”
?“Shit,” Homer shouted internally.
?The massive Holy Knight completely bypassed his daughter, stepping directly into Homer’s personal space. He extended a thick, heavily calloused hand forward to shake.
?"I am Edgar," the muscular Holy Knight rumbled, his deep voice carrying the texture of grinding stone. He gripped Homer’s hand, his sheer kinetic strength terrifyingly restrained. He did not stop glaring directly into Homer’s silver eyes.
?"You dropped a cathedral of solid ice upon a True Dragon," Edgar whispered, leaning in closer so only the Architect could feel the heavy, suffocating threat. "You saved my daughter's life in the timberland. For that act, my family owes you an absolute, eternal life debt. However, do not ever mistake my eternal gratitude for permission. If you bring her any harm or heartbreak on this excursion, I will completely disregard my life debt and pulverize your spine into dust."
?"You are actively scaring him!" Erida snapped angrily. The Highest Priestess stepped forcefully between them, violently swaying his extended hand away from Homer.
?Edgar did not break his intense, lethal eye contact with the Architect.
?“Analyzing aggressive muscular tension,” Castor noted dryly in the neural link. “It looks exactly like he wants to eat you alive, Administrator.”
?"I specifically told you that you did not have to come!" Erida berated the towering assassin, highly embarrassed. "You are completely embarrassing me!"
?"But my love," Edgar pleaded, shifting his attention down to his furious daughter with a deeply protective tone. "You are far too young for this. And look at him. He is merely an adventurer. Due to his fragile biology, a foot is already resting permanently within the grave. I am simply ensuring your safety."
?"I am older than him, Dad! Remember, we are immortal Elves!" Erida replied angrily.
?She reached out, forcefully grabbing Homer’s arm and actively dragging him away from her overprotective father.
?"And I am already with the Church entourage!" Erida threw over her shoulder as she marched toward the inn doors. "That is more than enough to completely scare my date away even without you hovering over us!"
?As they walked rapidly toward the exit, Homer’s rear-facing optical sensors perfectly captured the lobby behind them. Edgar remained standing in the center of the room, his massive fists clenched, still glaring absolute murder at their retreating backs.
?“The biological entity designated as 'Father' presents a severe tactical threat,” Pollux’s cold, executioner protocol echoed flawlessly. “Do you want me to kill him, sir?”
?“No!” Castor and Homer shouted simultaneously within the neural link.
The heavy wooden doors of the grand inn swung shut behind them, cutting off the chaotic noise of the commercial lobby. Stepping out into the sprawling, sunlit streets of the capital city, Homer immediately felt the intense, suffocating tension of the morning dissipate slightly.
?The Highest Priestess walked gracefully beside him, completely flanked by her immaculate Church entourage. The stern Bishop trailed a respectful distance behind them, accompanied by a small cluster of junior clerics wearing crisp white robes. They formed a localized bubble of absolute religious authority, causing the bustling merchants and heavily armored adventurers on the street to pause, bow their heads, and press their hands over their hearts in silent reverence as Erida passed.
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?"I am incredibly sorry about his behavior," Erida whispered softly, leaning closer to Homer so her voice would not carry to the trailing clerics. Her radiant smile was briefly replaced by a deeply apologetic, highly embarrassed expression. "My father is... he is just overly protective."
?"You do not need to apologize to me," Homer replied genuinely, keeping his pace perfectly matched with hers. "I completely understand his perspective."
?"I hope you truly do," Erida sighed, lightly touching the silk fabric of her casual dress. "Especially considering the terrifying events of the Imperial Banquet last night, and the incident with the True Dragon back in the timberland. He firmly believes that simply by holding the title of Highest Priestess, my life exists in a state of constant, impending danger. He views everyone as a potential assassin."
?Homer offered a warm, empathetic smile. He remembered the towering, hyper-dense Elven assassin glaring absolute murder at him in the lobby. "Given the absolute chaos of the realm, his paranoia is entirely justified. He is simply a father terrified of losing his daughter. I take absolutely no offense."
?Erida’s radiant smile returned, entirely illuminated by his deep understanding.
?"So," Homer continued, smoothly shifting the conversation. He gestured awkwardly toward the sprawling, vibrant city stretching out before them. "Where exactly are we going? I must confess, I am just a humble farmer. I honestly possess absolutely no idea what proper etiquette dictates for a formal excursion alongside the supreme religious authority of the Empire."
?Erida let out a bright, highly melodic laugh that instantly drew the adoring eyes of several nearby citizens.
?"You do not need to worry about the etiquette, hero," Erida smiled playfully, her eyes sparkling with absolute delight. "I already formulated an entire itinerary! In fact, I completely failed to sleep a single wink last night because I was far too excited planning out the perfect route."
?While the Highest Priestess happily began detailing her meticulously planned morning schedule, the digital void within Homer’s mind suddenly flared with urgent, overlapping tactical telemetry.
?“Administrator,” Castor’s dry, analytical voice chimed directly into his neural pathways. “Maintain your casual outward demeanor, but elevate your situational awareness. We are currently being actively tracked.”
?“Multiple hostile vectors detected,” Pollux added, its cold, synthetic executioner protocol completely overriding the ambient noise of the bustling street. “I am actively monitoring a pair of completely distinct surveillance groups following our exact trajectory.”
?Homer kept a polite smile plastered on his face, nodding along to Erida’s itinerary while silently communicating with his internal network. “Give me the tactical breakdown. Is it the Inquisition?”
?“Negative,” Castor reported smoothly, projecting a translucent blue spatial wireframe across Homer’s optical nerves. “The primary surveillance vector is originating from an elevated vertical position. It is the biological entity designated as 'Father.' He is bounding silently across the terracotta rooftops parallel to our position, projecting a massive, highly volatile aura of paternal rage.”
?“And the secondary vector?” Homer asked, a cold sweat pricking the back of his neck.
?“A small, uncoordinated cluster of biological entities tracking us through the dense, shadowed alleyways at ground level,” Pollux stated mercilessly. “They do not share the genetic markers of the overprotective ancient operative on the roof. They represent an entirely separate faction. Their ultimate goal is currently unknown, but their movement patterns suggest an impending ambush.”
?“Understood,” Homer commanded silently. “Do not initiate any offensive countermeasures yet. Simply maintain absolute vigilance. If they attempt to strike the Priestess, we will intercept.”
?The holy entourage officially entered the central marketplace. The commercial district was a chaotic symphony of sensory input, completely shaded by vibrant, overlapping canvas awnings. The air was thick with the rich, heavy scent of roasted root vegetables, sweet star-melons, and exotic spices imported from the distant agricultural rings.
?Erida was entirely oblivious to the lethal tactical assessments occurring within Homer's mind. She was visibly, overwhelmingly enjoying his company. Even though the Architect remained relatively quiet, actively dividing his processing power between her conversation and the invisible radar tracking their stalkers, Erida simply appreciated his calm, grounded presence.
?"Oh, look at this!" Erida gasped suddenly, completely abandoning her regal composure.
?She darted eagerly toward a small, meticulously organized merchant stall positioned near a stone fountain. The proprietor was a diminutive, green-skinned Goblin wearing a crisp, surprisingly formal tunic. The stall was covered in black velvet, displaying an array of breathtakingly intricate jewelry.
?"I used to absolutely adore wearing Goblin-crafted earrings when I was incredibly young," Erida explained, her eyes wide with nostalgic delight as she hovered over the velvet display. "But my father completely forbade it. He claimed the aesthetic design did not adequately match my complexion."
?Erida gently picked up a specific piece of jewelry. It was a masterfully forged gold earring, heavily polished and inset with a stunning, brilliant gemstone that seemed to catch the ambient sunlight perfectly.
?"You possess an impeccable eye, Highest Priestess," the Goblin merchant noted, bowing incredibly deeply, his voice dripping with profound, absolute respect. "That specific gem was painstakingly mined from the deepest, most treacherous peaks of the Sucat mountains. It is a true masterwork of our subterranean craft."
?Homer looked at the absolute joy radiating from Erida's face. He stepped forward smoothly, reaching into the hidden pocket of his tailored spider-silk trousers. Thanks to Castor’s meticulous logistical preparations earlier that morning, Homer had completely filled a small leather coin purse with an abundance of heavy gold currency.
?"If you truly love it," Homer said softly, his voice cutting through the noise of the market, "then I will gladly purchase it for you."
?Homer casually tossed a heavy, solid gold coin directly onto the black velvet display. The Goblin merchant’s eyes widened in sheer, unadulterated shock at the immense overpayment, immediately bowing so low his prominent nose nearly touched the cobblestones.
?Erida spun around, completely surprised. "You truly do not have to do that! You are just a farmer, that is an exorbitant amount of wealth!"
?"Consider it an offering to the Light," Homer smiled humbly.
?Overwhelmed with sudden, genuine affection, Erida stepped entirely past the bounds of Imperial etiquette. She threw her arms around Homer’s neck, pulling him into a brief, highly affectionate hug. She quickly stepped back, her cheeks flushed bright pink, and immediately began removing her traditional, heavy Dwarven-forged earrings to replace them with the delicate new Goblin jewelry.
?"It truly suits you, your grace," the Bishop offered politely from a few paces away, while the junior clerics nodded in absolute agreement.
?Suddenly, a massive, terrifyingly loud sound violently shattered the ambient noise of the marketplace.
?CRACK.
?Homer flinched, instinctively looking upward toward the terracotta rooftops.
?“I strongly advise against looking up, Administrator,” Castor noted instantly, his golden voice entirely devoid of panic but laced with profound, dry amusement. “The ancient operative tracking us from the elevated perimeter just witnessed the physical embrace. In a sudden, violent spasm of absolute paternal jealousy, he just completely pulverized a solid brick chimney with his bare fist.”
?Homer felt a massive bead of cold sweat slide slowly down his spine. He quickly averted his eyes from the rooftops, staring intently at the cobblestones.
?This terrifying dynamic quickly became a repeating pattern. Every time they stopped at a merchant stall, Homer utilized his fabricated wealth to purchase small, delightful gifts for the Highest Priestess. He bought her a beautifully woven silk scarf. She thanked him with a warm, highly affectionate shoulder bump.
?SMASH. Another heavy clay roof tile was instantly obliterated from above.
?Homer purchased a skewer of sweet, candied star-melon. Erida happily shared a piece with him, laughing at a joke he made regarding his fabricated agricultural background.
?CRASH. A heavy iron weather vane was violently ripped from its moorings and crushed into a metallic sphere.
?“Administrator,” Pollux observed coldly, analyzing the cascading structural damage occurring completely out of sight of the oblivious crowd. “If this romantic excursion continues for another hour, a vast, significant portion of the local civilian populace will be entirely lacking roofs prior to nightfall. The ancient operative is inflicting severe, catastrophic infrastructural damage to the capital.”
?"You mentioned we were going to a park, correct?" Homer asked Erida suddenly, desperately eager to move away from the dense, fragile architecture of the commercial stalls.
?“A highly tactical suggestion,” Castor agreed instantly in the neural link. “I have actively scanned the manicured garden districts utilizing the orbital satellite. The central park possesses vastly less dense foliage and a complete lack of shadowed alleyways. Transitioning to that specific geographical zone will effectively force the secondary group of hostile stalkers completely out of the shadows, allowing us to accurately identify their faction.”
?"Yes, the central park!" Erida beamed, completely unaware of the structural devastation occurring above them or the lethal tactical calculations occurring beside her. "It is merely a short walk from here. It is incredibly serene."
?They departed the bustling, awning-covered market and smoothly transitioned into the sprawling, heavily manicured garden district of the capital.
?The immediate shift in the environment was staggering. The harsh, noisy cobblestones gave way to soft, perfectly trimmed grass and meticulously arranged flora. Towering, ancient trees provided vast canopies of cooling shade. Intricate, glowing moon-blooms lined the winding gravel pathways, while crystal-clear streams flowed seamlessly beneath elegant, arched stone bridges.
?As Homer walked through the serene environment, his mind suddenly snagged on an incredibly specific detail. The precise layout of the winding paths, the specific placement of the massive oak trees relative to the artificial water features... it was not merely a random garden. It was a flawless, painstakingly preserved recreation of a highly specific geographical location.
?It closely, eerily resembled the central park from his original era. The exact park he used to walk through during his old life.
?The sudden, violent overlap of spatial and temporal recognition triggered a massive, cascading disruption within his dormant organic memory.
?The vibrant colors of the Elven capital instantly desaturated, washing out into a blinding, sterile white light. Homer stopped dead in his tracks, his breathing entirely hitching in his chest. The ambient noise of the Elven clerics and the distant market faded into absolute, ringing silence.
?A sharp, overwhelmingly vivid flashback violently hijacked his optical nerves.
?He was no longer standing in Muntinlupa. He was walking along a paved, asphalt pathway in the old world. The sun was incredibly bright. He was wearing modern, casual clothing, carrying a heavy satchel filled with encrypted data drives containing the earliest, highly illegal iterations of his medical nanite research.
?He heard rapid footsteps approaching from behind.
?Homer turned in the memory. A young Japanese woman was rushing toward him. She was wearing a simple, modern athletic jacket. She was completely out of breath, her dark eyes wide and shining with an overwhelming mixture of sheer exhaustion and profound, absolute relief.
?It was the same woman from the degraded hospital room cache.
?"Wait!" the Japanese woman called out, stopping a few paces away from him. She bowed deeply, struggling to catch her breath. "Please, wait. I needed to find you. I needed to thank you properly."
?Homer looked at her, his expression carefully guarded in the memory. "I believe you have mistaken me for someone else, miss."
?"My father is completely healed," the woman continued, entirely ignoring his deflection, her voice cracking with raw emotion. "The doctors possess absolutely no explanation. The incurable cellular decay is entirely gone. His biology is perfectly pristine. And this morning, the hospital administration informed us that the extortionate corporate medical bills... the crushing debt that was going to completely ruin our family... it has all been mysteriously paid in full."
?"That is truly miraculous news," Homer replied softly, maintaining his perfect facade. "Perhaps an anonymous corporate benefactor intervened. Or a charitable foundation."
?The Japanese woman stepped closer, looking directly into his silver eyes with terrifying, absolute certainty.
?"I know it was you," she stated firmly. "I saw the stark white medical coat. I saw the glowing silver vials. You bypassed the security grid and you saved his life. I know exactly what you did."
?Homer stared at her. The heavy, oppressive weight of the old world's tyrannical corporate greed pressed down on his shoulders. He remembered standing in an identical, sterile hospital room years prior, helplessly watching his own mortal father slowly wither away and die upon a pristine bed simply because an incurable disease possessed no profitable treatment.
?He had sworn on his father's grave that he would break the system. He had engineered the self-replicating medical nanites to completely eradicate human suffering. He refused to allow greedy, bloated corporate oligarchs to dictate who was allowed to live and who was forced to die.
?Homer slowly dropped his guarded facade. He looked at the young woman, offering a quiet, deeply solemn nod of admission.
?"It is okay," Homer whispered in the memory. "Someday, this technology will be entirely free for the public. Someday, nobody will ever be forced to suffer the exact same tragic fate as my family simply because they lack exorbitant wealth."
?The Japanese woman stared at him with profound, absolute reverence. "I will never forget this. I know exactly who you are. I know a wolf in sheep's clothing when I see one."
?The memory shattered.
?The paved asphalt violently dissolved, instantly snapping back into the manicured gravel pathways of the Elven garden. The colors of the world rushed back in a dizzying, sickening wave.
?Homer staggered forward, bringing a heavy hand up to grip his temples. A dull, throbbing ache pulsed fiercely behind his eyes.
?The realization hit him with the force of a supersonic kinetic strike. The young Japanese woman from the park... the woman whose father he had illegally cured... it was her. It was the terrifying, ancient MMA fighter. It was the Holy Knight, Utsukushii.
?"Homer?"
?Erida’s voice sliced through his disorientation. The Highest Priestess was instantly at his side, her hands hovering nervously over his arms, her face a portrait of pure, unadulterated panic.
?"What is wrong? What just happened?" Erida asked frantically, completely abandoning her regal posture. "Are you experiencing a severe migraine? Is your baseline biology failing? Should we immediately summon a healer and return to the safety of your inn?"
?The Bishop rushed forward, his stern face tight with genuine, deep concern. "Do you require medical intervention, hero?"
?“Execute full biological diagnostic,” Homer demanded silently, fighting a wave of intense nausea.
?“Diagnostic complete,” Castor reported smoothly. “Absolutely zero neurological or cellular damage detected, Administrator. You simply experienced a spontaneous, highly vivid recovery of a previously heavily fragmented memory sector.”
?While Homer stood frozen on the gravel path, completely distracted by the staggering revelation of Utsukushii’s true identity, the secondary faction of stalkers actively perceived his sudden stumble as a critical moment of biological weakness.
?The ambush was sprung.
?The surrounding garden foliage violently rustled. The hostile tracking group erupted from the shadows of the ancient oak trees, completely surrounding the holy entourage on the gravel path.
?Homer instantly snapped out of his daze, shifting his weight into a flawless, perfectly balanced martial stance. He prepared to face a squad of highly trained, lethal Iron Remnant shock-troopers or terrifying Imperial Inquisition assassins. He fully expected flashing steel and deadly somatic magic.
?Instead, Homer blinked, utterly bewildered by the sight before him.
?The "lethal tracking faction" consisted entirely of children.
?It was a small, highly uncoordinated group of incredibly young teenagers. There were a few scruffy human youths, a pair of wide-eyed feline Beastkin, and standing absolutely at the front of the pack, acting as their undisputed leader, was an incredibly angry, pubescent Elf boy.
?None of them wore armor. None of them carried mythril weapons. The Elven leader was tightly gripping a heavily chipped, entirely blunt training sword carved from cheap wood.
?The angry Elf boy leveled his wooden toy directly at Homer’s chest, his face completely red with profound, highly dramatic adolescent fury.
?"Stand down, peasant!" the Elven teenager shouted, his voice cracking violently mid-sentence. "We will not allow our glorious, perfect Highest Priestess to casually marry a dirty, uncultured turnip farmer!"
?Homer dropped his flawless martial stance, staring blankly at the group of angry children. He slowly lowered his hands, letting out a long, deeply exhausted sigh.
?“Seriously?” Homer asked internally, a massive wave of sheer disappointment washing over him. “This is the highly lethal, secondary threat vector you two advanced military supercomputers detected? I was fully preparing for a coordinated rebel decapitation strike. They are literally just an angry religious fan club.”
?“Their chronological age and pathetic weaponry are entirely irrelevant,” Pollux responded instantly. The dark AI’s voice was utterly devoid of humor, completely terrifying in its absolute, cold executioner logic. “A biological threat is an absolute threat, Administrator. Allow me to completely sever their spinal columns.”
?Greetings everybody! I hope you all completely enjoyed the absolute chaos of this morning excursion. We transitioned from intense, lethal political subterfuge directly into the ultimate terror: meeting the overprotective parent.
?Among Edgar systematically destroying the capital's rooftop infrastructure out of sheer paternal jealousy, Homer finally piecing together the true identity of our favorite Japanese assassin, and Pollux casually offering to execute an angry group of jealous adolescents, the poor Architect simply cannot find a moment of peace.
?Please let me know your thoughts regarding the chapter in the comments! Who do you think is more terrifying: the ancient Elven High Council, or a highly overprotective father possessing mythril-grade kinetic strength?

