Chapter 54: The Miraculous Effect of Breathing Techniques
"Liu Yi, just tell me which website you bought the medicine from!"
A few days later, Chen Cai finally couldn't help but grab Liu Yin's arm during class and said to him with a resentful face.
"What medicine? You can't go down there?"
Liu Yi couldn't help but tease.
"Get out, you're useless!"
Chen Cai gritted his teeth and stared at Liu Yi, then lowered his voice and said.
"You're not going to teach me about cultivating immortality or something, are you?... I've been practicing that broken technique of yours for how many days now... and there's no effect at all! You're just scamming me! Liu Yi, we're sworn brothers, you can't scam me like this! At critical moments, you should be helping your brother out!"
Chen Cai said pitifully, "Considering our many years of friendship... you won't ignore your brother, will you?"
"That method is indeed feasible... but perhaps you don't have a talent for cultivating immortality."
Liu Yi had no choice but to pass on what Lin Tang had told him to Chen Cai.
"Waaah, I don't care, I want to be as fierce as you!"
Chen Cai pulled Liu Yi's arm and actually started acting coquettishly.
Liu Yi is sweating...
Many boys and girls nearby also pointed fingers at him.
"Alas... I said Liu Yi didn't seem to like me... turns out he's gay..."
The chubby girl's sigh beside her also slipped into Liu Yi's ears.
I'm being framed, and even my sexual orientation is being questioned, how can this be!
He hastily stretched out his left hand and slapped away Chen Cai's paw.
"Big brother... talent is something that everyone is born with... I'm not a god, how can I help you?"
"What's wrong with me! Do you know or not, I've had a crush on the class beauty from the neighboring class for a long time! But I've always been too afraid to confess!"
Chen Cai suddenly sighed.
"Huh?"
Liu Yi was shocked and looked at his deskmate and close friend, asking, "You have a fever? You don't look like it!"
"Get out! You're the one who's feverish! I'm perfectly fine!"
"Are you Chen Cai not going to flirt with all the beauties in the world? Won't you hang yourself on one tree?"
Liu Yi smiled and said, "How can you still have a crush on someone else's class beauty! This doesn't seem like you!"
"Alas, I've been a playboy for so long, I'm tired and feel empty, so I think it's time to find a woman to settle down with."
Chen Cai said in a low and mournful tone.
Liu Yi was drinking water and upon hearing this, he suddenly couldn't hold it in and spat out a mouthful of water, directly onto Chen Cai's face.
Chen Cai's expression became even more melancholic.
"Hug, sorry...... Haha...... I, I just couldn't help it......"
Liu Yi covered his stomach and couldn't stop laughing.
"Are you kidding me......"
Chen Cai wiped away the water on his face with a paper towel and glared at Liu Yan fiercely several times.
"Can't I just have a crush on a girl?"
"Really? Of course I can! Who is it?"
"Wang Yuzheng from the neighboring experimental class!"
"Who is that?"
Liu Yi blinked his eyes repeatedly, with a completely unimpressed expression.
"Are you really a boy from Number One High School?"
"However, it's also true that your eyes were always on Ma Yixuan before, and you didn't pay much attention to other girls."
“……”
Liu Yi couldn't help but fall silent.
Ma Yixuan hasn't come to class for several days, and I don't know if she was scared by herself that day.
Ma Yuanyuan hadn't secretly come home for a long time either, and she didn't know what was going on.
"This Wang Yuzheng is indeed the great beauty of the experimental class!"
Chen Cai told Liu Yi, "And also unlike Mu Rong Die and Wang Lele those rich girls... Wang Yu Zhu's family condition is quite ordinary, I heard it's a single-parent family, she's easy-going and nice to get along with... But precisely because of this, I heard that she's been harassed by their classmate Lin Hua Yang. I want to become stronger, just to deal with this Lin Hua Yang!"
"Lin Huayang?"
Liu Yi thought for a moment and suddenly remembered, "The principal's son?"
"That's right, it's him, relying on his father being the principal, he's been bullying everyone in school!"
Chen Cai nodded heavily, "He pursued Wang Yuzheng so brutally, every day entwining her, making Wang Yuzheng extremely annoyed! If I could deal with Lin Huayang like you did with Lan He, I would definitely win Wang Yuzheng's favor!"
"I feel like this school has suddenly become very complicated..."
Liu Yi couldn't help but say.
"Liu Yi, big brother! From now on, you're going to be my big brother, okay?"
Chen Cai said, "As long as you're willing to take me under your wing, I'll be your loyal servant and help you with anything!"
"Get out!"
Liu Yi's head of black hair, Chen Cai is simply a living treasure.
But liking girls isn't a mistake either, didn't I like Ma Yixun back then?
If Ma Yixun had been willing to give herself a chance at that time, perhaps she would not be the way she is now.
Fate is indeed very mysterious at times.
"Big brother...... Please, just help your little brother out this one time......"
Chen Can bitterly begged.
"This... I really can't help with this."
Liu Yi raised his hand to swear, "I, Liu Yi, swear that the kung fu I taught you is absolutely true, and what I told you is also true. If there's even half a lie, then I, Liu Yi, will never lift my hand again!"
"Damn it! This oath is too freaking brutal!"
Chen Cai was startled and now firmly believed in Liu Zhi's words.
Men sometimes make rash vows.
But I swear on my lifelong happiness! It must be absolutely true!
No man would joke about his own sexual well-being...
"What's going to happen... Am I, Chen Cai, destined to be lonely and miserable for the rest of my life?"
"Sweat... Is there nothing else I can help you with?"
Liu Yi looked at Chen Cai's sorrowful appearance and hastily comforted him, "Perhaps there are other ways..."
"A method... actually, there is one!"
Chen Cai's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "Wang Yuzheng is such a conservative girl... she must like more conservative pursuit methods!"
He clapped his hands, "Right, right, I want to write a love letter and give it to her... But Lin Huayang is very strict with her, any boy who gets close will get beaten up... Boss, this matter of delivering the love letter, I'll leave it to you!"
"Alright... I can help with this."
Liu Yi nodded.
Anyway, Chen Cai is also his good friend, and he will help him as much as he can.
At his lowest point, Chen Cai was always supportive of himself.
"That's great, then I'll study how to write love letters in this class! Ah, although I, Chen Cai, may not be as good as you, Lao Da, in other aspects, I'm still quite skilled at writing love letters! With the great romantic hero making a move, can't I just capture her heart with one letter?"
As he spoke, Chen Cai leaned over the table and began to write a love letter with great enthusiasm.
Liu Yi also sat down and began to focus on cultivating the red airflow within his body.
White airflow doesn't need to be managed, it can cultivate itself.
And the red airflow requires him to meditate and circulate the breath inside his body, continuously circulating the small heavenly cycle, the large heavenly cycle, or gaining a girl's favor, in order to strengthen it.
This lesson Liu Yi didn't enter the spiritual realm because this lesson was their class teacher's lesson.
Dare to sleep in the old teacher's class...
That's not waiting for love to come along!
The bell for class rang soon after.
Liu Yi's head teacher, a middle-aged woman in her fifties, walked in with a stack of textbooks.
Liu Yi's class teacher is an English teacher, and whether it's English or math, both are heavenly books to Liu Yi.
As soon as they entered the classroom, they announced something that made all the students feel like doomsday had arrived.
"Give you ten minutes to memorize the text of lesson 13, after ten minutes I will test your recitation, those who can't finish it go back and copy it thirty times."
"Ah..."
The end of the world has come, hell is coming.
Lian Chencai didn't even have time to take care of his own love letter, his mouth was as big as an old man's, like a toad.
"Ten minutes... Teacher, this article is so long..."
Chen Tsai muttered to himself and then complained.
"Chen Cai, you have 15 minutes, if you can't recite it, copy it 50 times."
Lao Ban smiled warmly at Chen Cai, and Chen Cai was immediately stunned.
I'm going to die from laughter... this is a total knockout!
Liu Yi hastily opened her English book and started memorizing desperately just like others who were about to complain.
Damn it's such a long passage, they don't want to end up like Chen Cai!
"Why don't you meditate anymore?"
Lin Tong felt that Liu Yi had given up on his cultivation, and hastily flew out of his spiritual consciousness, transforming into a small fox shape, landing on his desk, looking at the English book by his feet.
"Do you know or don't you know, your current situation is quite dangerous! That white-clothed woman is staring at you somewhere, you can't relax your cultivation for a moment!"
Lin Tong reminded.
"Compared to that beauty in white... copying homework is the real disaster..."
Liu Yi let out a bitter laugh and stared at the English lesson with unblinking eyes.
Damn... such a long string of words...
Moreover, there are many English words inside that Liu Yi doesn't recognize, he can only look at them one by one and find the new vocabulary marked in the back.
But this way, ten minutes... it's simply impossible to recite from memory!
Lao Ban, you're killing me!
Liu Yi dared only to complain in his heart.
"Idiot... you're a cultivator, how can something like this stump you?!"
"Cultivating immortality is just about enhancing physical strength... it's not about enhancing mental power!"
Liu Yi's heart was filled with anxiety, "Such a long passage... I'm really doomed this time..."
"Idiot! Use your breathing technique!"
Lin Tongjiao rebuked, "Do you think the breathing technique is an ordinary method? It can enhance your mental power! With increased mental power, you can reach the state of remembering everything at a glance!"
"Really?"
Liu Yi was overjoyed.
"When did I ever cheat you!"
Lin Tong jumped up and scratched Liu Yi's nose with her claws.
Liu Yi hastily hugged the little fox and then began to adjust his breathing.
After two deep breaths, Liu Yi felt that his mind was clearer than ever, and it felt refreshing.
He began to read the texts in his book with such a feeling.
It's much smoother now!
When Liu Yi closed his eyes, the text of that lesson was still clearly printed in his mind!
Amazing! It's really too amazing!
Liu Yi really wants to hug Xiao Hu Li and give her two kisses!
Fox Fairy Sister, you're so awesome!
Just then, the class monitor sitting in front of Liu Yi suddenly said.
"Is it going to take 10 minutes for something so simple? Teacher, this is taking too long!"
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