Chapter 62: Special Edition of Kaido (I)
Of course, Guo Xiaoyu's top priority now is to record the fast book. This episode not only invited the six-star dads and cute babies from "Where Dad Goes", but also the main creative team of the program, namely Hong Tao and Guo Xiaoyu.
Arriving at the TV station, Guo Xiaoyu discovered that she was actually the first guest to arrive. The only people present on set were the staff and He Laoshi, who were all busy with their preparations.
Guo Xiaoyu had just arrived when Teacher He came to greet her, asking warmly: "When did you get back? Why didn't you call us to come pick you up?"
"Hehe..." Guo Xiaoyu smiled and said, "I came back this morning, went to my old school for a stroll, and then came to the TV station. As you can see, I haven't even put away my luggage yet." As she spoke, Guo Xiaoyu shook her handbag.
When Guo Xiaoyu said this, Mr. He's smile on his face disappeared, and he said, "How, have you decided?"
"Uh-huh." Guo Xiaoyu nodded and replied firmly, "I don't want to disappoint Dad, Mom, or any of you. At the same time, I also want to see what that sky you're talking about is like!"
He Lao Shi looked at Guo Xiao Yu with a complex expression for half a day, patted his shoulder and praised him: "Good kid!"
After talking with Mr. He, Guo Xiaoyu and Xie Na, Wu Xin said hello to them and then sat alone in a daze, while Mr. He and the others continued to busy themselves with preparations.
Around five o'clock in the afternoon, Dad brought the kids to the scene one after another. As soon as the kids saw Guo Xiaoyu, they excitedly gave him a hug and chattered about their trip. Dy also asked Guo Xiaoyu why he didn't continue traveling with them, and Guo Xiaoyu told them that he was busy with some things and would go find them to play after finishing his work.
At this time, "Where Are We Going, Dad?" had successfully broadcast its second episode, and Tian Liang's magical "Sen Di" had become a topic of conversation for everyone after dinner. The ratings for the second episode reached 1.74% nationwide, with a market share of 11.55%, breaking the record set by the first episode. This recording of Fast Forward was their first stop for promotion.
After Guo Xiaoyu and the dads chatted for a while, the staff took everyone to get made up. The kids didn't need makeup, and several little guys went off to play under the guidance of their agent, except for Guo Xiaoyi who insisted on sticking close to Guo Xiaoyu. There was no way out, so Guo Xiaoyu could only hold him while he got made up, and this time it was Guo's mom who did his makeup.
"Frankly speaking, your face doesn't need any makeup at all. It's truly perfect, and it's no wonder you're my child."
Guo Xiaoyu simply closed her eyes and ignored her mother's self-love. Meanwhile, Guo Xiao Yi chimed in, "Mom, I'm also your child, do I not need to wear makeup too?"
Seeing Guo Xiaoyi's serious look, Guo Mama couldn't help but pinch her little face and said, "Yes, our Xiaoyi is the most beautiful, no need for makeup."
"Hmph..." Guo Xiao Yi struggled free from her mother's grasp and said angrily, "Mom is so annoying, she's learned to be bad from brother, always pinching Xiao Yi's face."
Guo Xiaoyu lay innocently with her eyes closed, unable to laugh at the moment. However, after Guo Xiaoai's commotion, Guo Xiaoyu's mood suddenly improved.
In the end, Guo's mother still didn't teach Guo Xiaoyu how to put on makeup properly, she just made her facial features more angular, saying that this way would look better on camera.
It wasn't long before the formal recording of Kuai Ben finally began.
Here's the translation:
It's time to talk about their opening dance, everyone will never guess how the five hosts of Fast Forward will make their entrance after that dance segment. It's this consistent innovation that makes it reasonable for Fast Forward to have its current status.
Because of today's theme, Teacher He and the other four walked out of a mushroom-shaped door, which immediately gave off a rich sense of playfulness. As usual, they started teasing Haitao as soon as they began. Haitao has a habit that every time they record a new episode of "Fast Forward", he would pick someone from his fans to shout loudly: "Haitao, you're so thin!" Okay, in the past, Haitao was indeed very thin, but now you need to face reality!
After the warm-up, it was the dads' turn to take the stage. This time's appearance was different from before, as each dad had a prop in hand when they came out.
Zhang Zhen's hand held a cooking pot; Wang Yuelun's hand also held a piece of bread; Tian Zhen was an all-purpose hot pot seasoning; Lin Zhijian's hand held a large milk bottle; Guo Tuo's hand held a fishing net; and in Guo Dad's book, there was a book.
After a brief introduction, Mr. He asked Zhang Luang first: "Why did you bring this pot today?"
"It won't be cooking a big meal on the spot, will it?" Xie Na blurted out.
"No, no, no..." Zhang Chuan said: "All of this is related to the show. Like I used to be a chef, so in the show, I can fully utilize my specialty."
"Really!" Lin Zhiying chimed in, "We're most envious of him. When we start cooking, we're at a loss, but he can still come up with all sorts of dishes."
"That's why he learned cooking skills, just for participating in wilderness survival shows." Xie Na said again.
"Alright, alright." Mr. He asked Guo's father again, "What is this book in your hand for?"
"This is a book of Brain Teasers." Guo's father said, "Xiao Yi used to take the Brain Teasers everywhere to test others when recording the show."
At this time, Zhang Zhan interjected, "You don't know, Xiao Yi's quick thinking turned the corner and stunned everyone in the crew. If you recognize the cameraman following them, you'll understand what's going on."
"This is so fierce, let me take a look." He teacher then really took out the Brain Teaser and read: "There's an animal that's as big as a cat, but looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is it?"
"Haha..." Mr. He had just finished speaking when Lin Zhiying burst out laughing: "Xiao Yi asked me this question before, guess what it is."
"Ah, let me take a look." Xie Na, who was preparing to cheat, was ruthlessly rejected by Teacher He.
"Hmm..." Li Weijia thought for a moment and said, "American tiger?"
"Come on, jaguars are much bigger than cats, right?" Mr. He said, looking at Wu Xin who was smiling secretly, and asked: "Xin Xin, what are you laughing at? Do you know the answer?"
"Of course I know."
"What did you say?"
Wu Xindong hesitated for a moment before saying, "The answer is Little Tiger."
Wu Xingang finished speaking, and Lin Zhiying, who had been staring at him all along, suddenly jumped up and said, "How did you know? At that time, I thought about it for a long time and didn't think of it."
"How did you know?" Mr. He was also very curious about Wu Xin knowing the answer, he knew that Wu Xin's brain wouldn't turn corners.
"Haha..." Wu Xin smiled and said, "I heard this from a friend before, he's Xiao Yi's older brother, I guess Xiao Yi learned these things from his brother."
"Ah!" Lin Zhiying clapped her hands and said, "You also know his brother, it's really too much trouble. Xiaoyi probably learned all these things from him, but they're killing us."
"You don't know..." As soon as they mentioned Xiaoyi's older brother, the dads' words all came out, and even Guo Dad started pouring out his bitter water.
"I'm going, what's wrong with me, how did it get dragged onto me?" Guo Xiaoyu was once innocently shot.
PS: Don't worry, everyone. I won't repeat the scene again. This fast chapter will be different from the previous one. Also, the props in the dads' hands this chapter will all be explained clearly in the next chapter, and there won't be any logical problems.

