Chapter 66 Special Edition (5)

  Teacher He took out a card from behind his back and looked at Guo Xiaoyu, asking: "Xiaoyu, there are several questions here that everyone wants to ask you, please answer them."

  "What are you playing again?" For some reason, Guo Xiaoyu had a bad premonition.

  "It's just asking a few questions." Mr. He said: "Listen, the first question, what does 'not clear and severe' mean, and in what situation did you come up with it?"

  "This, didn't Xiaoyi just say it earlier? I don't understand what it means, but it sounds really cool. As for how I thought of it, let me think...". After a while, Guo Xiaoyu continued: "I don't know either, it just inexplicably popped out like that." In fact, Guo Xiaoyu still can't believe that the internet slang "not understanding but feeling awesome" hasn't appeared until now, and he ended up becoming the founder of this kind of language.

  "What kind of answer is this?" Teacher He obviously didn't buy Guo Xiaoyu's explanation.

  "Never mind, Teacher He, go ahead and ask the second question. I'd like to see how he answers." From Xie Na's expression, Guo Xiaoyu could tell that something was off.

  He Laoshi was still entangled in Guo Xiaoyu's first question, but after hearing Xie Na say that, his interest also came, and he asked with a pleased expression: "The second question, please ask how many hours can Guo Xiaoyu sleep the longest in one day?"

  "What's this problem?" Guo Xiaoyu looked at He Laoshi with a helpless expression.

  "Don't try to gain sympathy by acting cute, just answer the question quickly." Xie Na's words were ominous from the start.

  It's such an honorable thing to sleep in, of course Guo Xiaoyu would rather die than admit it, stubbornly saying: "How is that possible? Do I look like someone who likes sleeping in?"

  "I didn't say you like to sleep in, I just asked how many hours a day you can sleep, and this is something you yourself admitted. Guo Xiaoyu, ah Guo Xiaoyu, what a waste of your two lifetimes as a human being."

  "I knew you wouldn't admit it. Let's take a look at the gift given to Guo Xiaoyu by the behind-the-scenes team of 'Where Are We Going, Dad?'"

  At this time, a video started playing on the large screen behind him.

  "Guo Xiaoyu, wake up." Along with this figure, Qin Feng's person appeared on the screen. Qin Feng walked to the bedside, pulled the quilt and shouted again: "Wake up."

  "Hmm..." The quilt was lifted, and Guo Xiaoyu appeared with a messy head of hair. He stretched out one finger and said, "One minute, I'll sleep for another minute." Then he lay back down again.

  "I'm going, wasn't this the last time at the hotel? When did these guys take it?"

  The scene suddenly changed, and Guo Xiaoyu was brushing his teeth in the bathroom. However, as he brushed, he stopped moving. Then Qin Feng came in, pushed Guo Xiaoyu, and said, "Hey, isn't this how you can fall asleep?"

  When the video played to this point, all the audience burst out laughing, and Xie laughed the most exaggeratedly, squatting down with his whole body, laughing while shouting: "Ah, my stomach hurts, brushing teeth until I fell asleep, ah, too talented."

  Guo Xiaoyu glared at Xie Na fiercely and then turned to question Qin Feng and the others, "Tell me, who did it?"

  "It wasn't me." The three of them shook their heads again, and I just waved my hand.

  "Huh?"

  "It's him." Mo Yan Yun and Li Qian both pointed at Qin Feng, while Qin Feng's hand wavered in a circle, still unsure where to put it.

  "I'll deal with you later." After finishing speaking, Guo Xiaoyu's gaze turned back to the video.

  At this time, the video starts playing. When Guo Xiaoyu was young, from elementary school to college dropout, at every age stage, he always slept in, and his mother always called him to get up.

  "Xiao Yu, wake up."

  "Guo Xiaoyu, get up for me."

  "Brother, mom is calling you to get up and have dinner."

  "Xiao Yu, why are you still sleeping?!"

  "Can you get up?"

  The video has completely exposed Guo Xiaoyu. Watching the video, Guo Xiaoyu almost cried, when were these things filmed? They even have footage of her crying once after birth and then falling asleep. Looking at this one again, isn't that herself sleeping alone in the classroom after school? How do they have videos of herself from school? Is it necessary to play like this?

  "Hahaha…… anchor... anchor, stop... stop it, I... I can't take it anymore." Xie Na was hiding on the ground, holding her stomach, and tears of laughter were streaming down her face. He Laoshi wasn't much better off either, doubled over with laughter, while Qin Feng and the others who started this mess were also holding their stomachs in hysterics. Guo Xiaoyu glared at them fiercely: "It's all your fault, you still have the nerve to laugh?" But Qin Feng and the others were too caught up in their own laughter to care about Guo Xiaoyu.

  At this time, Wu Xin covered her stomach and said: "You see, I think this is the most fierce. Brushing teeth actually fell asleep, it's really too weird." The director was very cooperative, and as soon as Wu Xin finished speaking, she adjusted to the scene where she brushed her teeth.

  "No, no, no." Xie Na continued to say: "You see, school is over, everyone has gone home, and he fell asleep on the table. How much does he not love going to school!"

  "More, more." Brother Jia also ran over to join in the fun: "A family went to the park to play, and fell asleep on the merry-go-round. This is too enjoyable!"

  At this time, Guo's father also spoke up: "There is another thing you don't know, his mother and I didn't take a picture of it. It was when he was in kindergarten, eating dinner at home, and as he ate, he fell asleep, and what's even more amazing is that after falling asleep, he still didn't forget to stuff rice into his mouth."

  "Old man......" The culprit has been found, but this culprit is quite tough. Guo Xiaoyu could only turn his head and glare at Qin Feng and the others again, threatening them viciously once more: "You're finished, just wait for me."

  After everyone had laughed enough, Mr. He said, "Xiao Yu, from today on, you will be crowned with the title of the new generation's Sleep God."

  "I remember the last generation's sleep god was Jay Chou?"

  "That sister, Jay Chou just fell asleep while recording a song and also fell asleep while brushing his teeth, it's simply a complete defeat." Wu Xin has also learned the skill of adding insult to injury from Guo Xiaoyi.

  "Alright, alright." Mr. He mediated and said, "Our Xiaoyu is still very diligent, isn't she?"

  "Right, right, indeed very diligent, even in sleep, don't forget to peel rice." Wu Xin, you wait for me too.

  Just as everyone was about to burst out laughing, Teacher He said: "Next, let our sleep god Guo Xiaoyu bring us a new song. It's a brand new song, with lyrics, composition and vocals all by our very own Guo Xiaoyu."

  You can see through who faded old photos

  No matter how carefully you look, you can't see it.

  At that time, he was thinking of who in his mind

  Do you want to see through who is sincere yet raising an eyebrow

  Said three words and two sentences

  In the end, it's still impossible to distinguish between right and wrong.

  People always lean towards being biased

  Lying as the first line of defense

  Every day is endless

  Going crazy pretending to be an immortal

  。。。。。。。

  This song is exactly what Guo Xiaoyu sang through, and Teacher He took this opportunity to tell this song to all the audience.

  After finishing singing the song, Guo Xiaoyu left the scene first. The subsequent recording had nothing to do with him. He needed to hurry back home and have a good sleep. He was a bit tired.