^You have activated the hidden quest
"...I'm going to the bathroom"
1 pissed piss LATER
"Yes"
^You have accepted the Hidden Quest
^It seems you have encountered a great distance of land that must be crossed with a set goal, you will need to use your head, to plan for your long journey ahead, take the first steps of your path from point A to Point B, being the Starting Kingdom of Illuvia.
^Make your way to Illuvia without dying a single time
(Ok if the average walking speed of a human being on a steady flat surface is 5 kilometers and hour then…)
“10.Motherfucking.Hours”
(AND I have to do that shit without dying a single time*mental sigh*)
{4 hours later}
{As I have some thoughts on my life, and what I may have done wrong in the past to offend anyone to deserve this, I see the first man-made building since the start of my quest}
{It’s a Large Building resembling a Merchant’s tent, no windows, just a sign that says, “The Genie's Lamp”, I think it’s a bar? Or like a really shitty store.}
(Imma get in that shit)
{As I walk towards the store I pull what seems to be some linen cloth to try to enter, but that just seemed to cover a very detailed and carefully polished black metal door with a golden handle}
{I enter the weird...store?}
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(What?)
{Just then a man wearing a white mask resembling a matte white mask, greets from behind a desk that stretches from the left wall to the right, behind him are; Bottles, Items and consumables I can only imagine taste good even in a game }
[Masked man]”Fuck are you doing here so early?”
[Masked Man]”Are you deaf retard? I said the FUCK are you doing here so early?!”
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[Masked Man]”Let me rephrase, how did you get in?
[Masked Man]”No shit dipfuck, I wasn’t asking how to open a door, I want to know how you got in my place when you’re still Lvl 5”
[Masked Man]”Stop dodging the question and answer me, was it hacking? A movement glitch? V-Clipping!?”
[Masked Man]”Alright, well we didn't think there would be a glitch this bad so I'm just gonna kick you out for now, CY@”
{Jahil is then launched out the door after the Masked Man waves his hand and skids a good 10 meters away}
(What the fuck was with that spaz?)
“Imma go back in”
(Cuz I want to)
{I enter}
{Just then the Masked Man reappears from behind the desk and says}
[Masked Man]”So it wasn’t a glitch, hmm well since the system didn’t auto-ban you, I welcome you to my Emporium, I’am Alexander and I hope to be of service”
(What in the... what’s with the mood change?)
[Alexander]”I thought you were a hacker”
[Alexander]”You are Lvl 5 with 24 skills, how could you not expect me to accuse you of hacking”
[Alexander]” Well do they level up, do they consume mana, and do they take a shit ton of time to learn?
(Could probably get in some real big trouble if I answer this wrong)
[Alexander]”Then congrats you’re the first to enter the Emporium. So what’ll it be?”
[Alexander]”Oh yeah they didn’t announce yet, since you’re the first I'll let you in on a secret. I’m a merchant who sells things that will have only existed in the