[Alexander] “So are you gonna choose something or just stand there?”

   “I’ll take the , if that’s alright with you”

  [Alexander] “Might I ask why you chose that item specifically?”

   “So I got this really stupid quest where I have to walk for a long time and I can’t die at all or else I fail, so can I get the Tear now, please”

  [Alexander] “What the-what kind of quest’s only requirement is to have you walk for a long time, sounds really stupid.”

  *Tense Face* “Yeah, you're telling me, that’s why I need the Tear more right now than the others, was the answer satisfactory?”

  [Alexander] “Yeah, here kid take the thing” *toss*

  {The small clear bottle shone in the light and reflected a crimson shade rather than a clear crystal light}

  

  ItemType[Healing]

  Item Info. A tear from the Goddess of light Illuvia herself shed only during her times as a

  before ascension, when applied to a wound it will instantly raise that person's health to max but can only be used in succession with diminishing returns, until 1 hour has passed After taking only 1 Tear that person’s health is maxed After a 2nd one before the cooldown has stopped only half is given, but the cool down timer remains After a 3rd tear is applied before the cooldown has ended only a quarter of health is given

  Etc.

  (YES, FUCK YES FUCK YOU ALL YOU DEVS UP THERE I BEAT YOU HAHAHAHAHA...am I a bad person?)

   “Ah, thank you for the charity, I should be on my way now, I needn’t take anymore of your time.”

  [Alexander] “Bro what’s with the formal talk, just take the thing and book it, and congrats on becoming the first to shop at my, uh , Bar Shop? I guess that’s what it is, anyway just a last piece of advice, remember the thing’s just an item, a consumable at that, don’t get attached, you’ll regret it later.”

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   “Thanks for the advice?”

  (I’m not hard for the bottle, don’t see why I can’t be glad about getting though)

  {I had left the shop with a wide smile on my face, having a potion that basically gives me another life, how could I not be ecstatic with glee, I look at my mini-map and begin my journey Once more to the Town of Beginnings. My journey Finally begins, and I can only see things getting better for me!!}

  {2 Hours Later}

  ^You are in critical health, use a potion or spell to return back to stable health.

  (SHIT SHIT SHIT , FUCK OFF TUTORIAL, Running Running Running HASTE HASTE HASTE HASTE HASTE HASTE)

  ^You have cast
  ^You have cast
  ^You have cast speed increased by 20%

  ^You have cast

  ^You have cast
  ^You have cast
  ^You have cast speed increased by 40%

  ^You are eat some food to Saturate your hunger

   “FUCK, for the love of the old gods and the new just LET ME RUN”

   “HAHAHAHA Wow how are you so fast Newbie, your almost faster than ME, HAHAHAHA but you know, I’LL EVENTUALLY GAIN ON YOU!!!”

   “FUCK OFF BITCH I TOLD YOU I USED A POTION AND I’M ONLY LEVEL 5!!”

   “THAT’S WHAT MAKES ME MORE INTERESTED IN YOU NEWBIE, HOW DOES A LEVEL 5 RUN SO FAST? HOW DID YOU FULLY HEAL? WHY DON’T YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS AND CLASS BUT CAN STILL SURVIVE AN ATTACK FROM MYSELF AND EVEN DODGE ME? You're either a magician hiding his stats, poorly at that, a demon hiding your identity, or the latter, REALLY REALLY INTERESTING!!!”

   “Then WHY DID YOU TRY TO KILL ME!!!”

   “BECAUSE I CAN, BUT AFTER OUR LITTLE MEETING I JUST WANT TO TALK!!!”

   “Then how about you, STOP RUNNING AT ME WITH DAGGERS!”

  *SMILE* I’m only trying to you, if you could move you’d run, SO I’ll JUST MAKE SURE YOU CAN’T, THEN YOU CAN ANSWER MY QUESTIONS NEWBIE!”

  (SHIT SHIT SHIT, I can’t die now not 6 hours in, I swear to you DEVS that if I die here because you all put this crazy bitch on my ass, I will become a fucki- SHIT SHE’S CLOSER!)

  {On one’s Mini-Map one can see another or ,

  player within 100 meters of one’s person, the one gaining on however was an Assassin/Vampire with greater and }

  *Blip*

  Jahil Lvl 5

  Strength<10> Agility<10> Intellect<14> Defense<9> Mana<8> Spirit<8+5>

  

  Effect Cooldown 0:23 min

  Effect Cooldown 8:27 min

  Effect Cooldown: 26:37 min